Worst Jokes Ever
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.