Worst Jokes Ever
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
Austin Nash
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Yo mama so nice she...
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.