Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Capital Of San Marino?