Worst Jokes Ever
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
He's fat!
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!