Worst Jokes Ever
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
Hello, America!
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
*insert pun here*