Worst Jokes Ever
Are you choked?
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
Allahu Akbar.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.