Worst Jokes Ever
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What's the best way to cure the hiccups? Suicide.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
What is mail? Boring.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Why is time important? To not be late.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Hot water look a**.
I think that church is boring.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.