Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
I love silly jokes.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Icebergie is a randy.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
I love dccfffghyyhh.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Awesome, amazing game!
China should be a baseball team.
Baseball is awesome!