Worst Jokes Ever
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Joe Mama has a chode.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
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I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu
What is a good night's sleep?
"Good night night love ❤️"
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Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?