Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What's 2+2?
4.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're a teen to cum on your face.
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
I came here to laugh.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.