Worst Jokes Ever
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
Hi! 👋 I love! 💕
I love birthdays 🍰
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.