Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
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How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Sister.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.