Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What runs but never stops?
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why are you gay?
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Beans and toast.
Big pp suck sook.
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.