Worst Jokes Ever
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
Orphans have no parents.
Steven Hawking
I did have a good time today, I did.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
What time is it?
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.