Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
Also, not love everyone.
I love animals!
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked my mom.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
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I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.