Worst Jokes Ever
Deeeeeertt.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
My love life.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Can't wait to meet you!
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We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.