Worst Jokes Ever
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
What color is a burp?
Burple!