Worst Jokes Ever
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Ert.
Your mom gay, lol.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.