Worst Jokes Ever
A mom gave her son "the talk". Her son replies, "Wait, so there really isn't candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied."
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Stephen Hawking died.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Can I die?
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
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My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.