Worst Jokes Ever

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

Kid: I want to be Batman.

Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.

Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.

Peanut butter 🧈?

Very funny battery joke.

Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?

He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!

John

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?

Pour bleach on it.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.

What is long and hard and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What is the bus?

What kind of family pictures do orphans take?

Selfies!!

Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."

Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?

It said nothing, just let out a little wine.