Worst Jokes Ever
I love sleep 🛏!
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Stephanie has a great thumb!
What is a bus 🚌?
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
I hate crying.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
I love my dog, Sadie.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What is playing with you?
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.