Worst Jokes Ever

A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."

I miss playing baseball.

Have a great year!

Shush, you schmuck! Please read!

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

Hi, how are you? Are you good?

Have a great day today!

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

Is Sam Ryan a Reddit King?

I miss school so much.

That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.

Two urchins, L. H. A. B.

That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.

Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?

A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.