As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Oliver
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
Ouch!
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
Join us for more of the story, after the break!
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.