Worst Jokes Ever
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
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What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.