Worst Jokes Ever
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
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Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Three nuns had to go before Mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says, "Have you sinned?" "Yes, I have, Mother. I have stolen a bicycle." Okay, said Mother Superior. "Say 100 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water." Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned. "She slept with a married man." So Mother Superior says, "Okay, say 500 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way." The third nun comes up and she says, "I peed in the holy water!" 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Hi Manuel.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Hi Jake!
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
"Prince, where are you?"
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Sad life goes, joke mom.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"