Worst Jokes Ever
Mom!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”