Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
My mom told me that drugs are my enemies... But Jesus said to love my enemies.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂ðŸ˜
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
The chicken is so fat.
You are short.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"