*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
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What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
I looked in the mirror.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.