You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Worst Jokes Ever
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Orange you glad to see me?
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Herrit?
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.