Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉ðŸ¤ðŸ¤£
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Three guys are in the woods, a really smart guy, an average guy, and a really dumb guy. They're bored, so the smart guy decides to go hunting. A little while later he comes back with a deer. The average guy asks, "How did you do that?" The really smart guy says, "I see deer tracks, I follow deer tracks, I see deer, I shoot deer." The average guy says, "I think I understand," and leaves. A little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb guy goes *gasp*, "How did you do that!?" And the average looks at him funny and says, "Well, I see raccoon tracks, I follow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon, I shoot raccoon." The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says, "Oooohh, ok, I think I can do that..." and leaves.
Hours pass, and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mangled. They run to help him. Finally, one of the guys asks him what happened. This is what he said: "I see train tracks, I follow train tracks, I see train, I shoot train. But train keep coming."
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!