Worst Jokes Ever
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
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I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
1 hour challengeeee.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
"AOT is mid."
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Let's talk.
My therapist said time heals all wounds. I stabbed him. Now we wait...
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.