Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Fire

  • Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

    Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    Sex

  • I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

    Prank

  • Hi guys, the prankster is back!

    I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

    When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

    Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

    Suicide

  • A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."

    Bee

  • My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."