Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Worst Jokes Ever
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: π.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: π³πΆπ.
My depression: π don't worry I'll always be here for you.
Stephen Hawking died.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Can I die?
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
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My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.