Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
You die. LOL!
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.