Worst Jokes Ever
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Someone dies.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.