Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.