Worst Jokes Ever
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.