A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Ads? More like bads.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.
