Worst Jokes Ever
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.