Worst Jokes Ever
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
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Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
"You is so black your mama fainted."
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.