Worst Jokes Ever
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
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Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.