Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.