Worst Jokes Ever
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
You. You're a joke.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?