What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Checkout (DYM 104).
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
"Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
