Worst Jokes Ever

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data!

What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

I like my women like I like my microwaves.

Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

Kids- it's time for Dora.

Kids- YAY!

Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.

Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?

Kids- Where's Dora?

Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.

Kids- Poor Dora.

Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Swiper - AH MAN!!

Dora, where do we go next?

Kids at home: Area 51.

Meanwhile,

Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.

1 day later,

Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

Staring (DYM 119).

What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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