Worst Jokes Ever
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
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Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
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Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Yo mama fat as fuck.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Gwen can talk, please?
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
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One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"
The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"
And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"
The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"
Johnny replied with, "OK."
Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"