Worst Jokes Ever
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...