Worst Jokes Ever
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What do you call a?
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!