Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Dinkleberg!
Evan
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.