What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
