Worst Jokes Ever
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Russia—the real joke.
I love my mom.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣