How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
