Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"