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Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
I canβt wait for collage....
5 min later, ight Iβm gonna go kill myself.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Why canβt an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call βdaddy.β
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. π
If you know it, you know it.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
