Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Yeah yeah.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
I know I'm valuable.
I come with a barcode.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"