Worst Jokes Ever
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
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What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
Orphans can't find the home page.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.