I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
So, once upon a time, there was a man who lived in his house with his wife.
He got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him.
Not even four seconds later, he came back inside panicking, saying, "There's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
The wife replied, "Oh, don't worry, rabbits don't have guns. They can't shoot people; you must be imagining things."
The man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again.
So he stepped outside the front door, and the rabbit shot him.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
