Worst Jokes Ever
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."