Worst Jokes Ever

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

What has 4 legs and two gloves?

All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️

I could never date a midget.

We would never see eye to eye.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

You dream in 4K.

He's a Fortnite kid, haha!

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)

An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.

"Welcome to the gulag."

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.