Worst Jokes Ever
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Siu!!
"Black midget porn is in 911."
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.