Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Worst Jokes Ever
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
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What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
