Worst Jokes Ever
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket
⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.