Worst Jokes Ever
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Hahaha!
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.