Worst Jokes Ever
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
P or N?