Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.