The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
