Worst Jokes Ever
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Shut the f*ck up.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Willy bum.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
My username good.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
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My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.