Worst Jokes Ever
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Butter believe it.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Ur face.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!