What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
