Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.