No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Worst Jokes Ever
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
