Worst Jokes Ever

Why is Delta jealous?

Because Omicron took the final kill.

What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?

A, B, C you in hell.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

Your mum. That's all I need to say.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.

Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.

Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.

And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.

Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

He could not find home.

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!