Worst Jokes Ever
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Love you baby :^
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.