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Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
