What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Worst Jokes Ever
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
