Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Bumpkin boy.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.