Worst Jokes Ever
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Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Helen Keller def faked it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
My dick harder than stone, man.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!