Worst Jokes Ever
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
A man walks into a bar and then out.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Stand in the corner.
Here is a joke: Rape.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Your mother.
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Who's an orphan?
You are.