Worst Jokes Ever
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Any girls on here?
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
Ask a darkie for a light.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.
Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.
Stfu.