Worst Jokes Ever
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Technoblade
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
Jonah Oglan.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."