"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d*ck reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well, no sir." And grandpa said then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said, "Let me get a hit of that," and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d*ck reach your a**?" and Johnny said no again. And then papaw was shootin' his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d*ck reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d*ck reach your a**?" and papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f*ck yourself 'cause you ain't gettin' none of my ice cream!"
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
