Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.