Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple actually got picked.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...

"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."

What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.